Turkish: Google nin bile dikkatini çekip logosu olarak kullandığı bugün “missing link found” yani insan evriminin “kayıp bağlantısı bulundu”. Vatana millete ve yavru vatan Kıbrısa hayırlı olsun. Logo için Google ye teşekkür ederiz. Logoyu büyültmek için üstüne tıklayınız.

English: In a stunning development, scientists have discovered the long sought after ‘missing link’, a transitional human form which firmly establishes the theory of evolution as the only viable explanation for the origin of man. The identity of the 36 year old ape-man, a native of the Belgian Congo, has not yet been released. Currently, a team of scientists from the United States are involved in negotiations with the Congolese government in an effort to obtain the specimen for scientific study. Complicating matters is the fact that the ape-man has not yet deceased, sparking protests from several international human rights groups. The United States delegation has argued that the the ape-man should be moved to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where any legal or human-rights issues will be rendered moot.